I believe in Crime and treason Fall apart limousines Fall apart limousines Watch the neighbors Like they're traitors Through widescreen binoculars Through widescreen binoculars I put pressure On your mattress 2 15 minutes ago 2 15 minutes ago These conversations Make me nauseous Put your head between your knees Put your head in the fax machine [Chorus] I fell down The basement stairs Because I tripped on Your long blonde hair
When I woke up I was paralyzed So I made a nest Out of Christmas lights You buy it You wear it Your love's a stick and carrot (4x) I believe in Crime and treason Fall apart limousines Fall apart limousines Catch the robbers Before the cameras Their names are hard to read Their names are hard to read [Chorus] We'll decimate Oh, baby We'll decimate We'll fly the planes Oh baby You'll drive me home (2x)