You messed up in Potions yesterday
But everyone still thinks you're really great
'Cept Snape
'Cept Snape
'Cept Snape
And me
'Cause we see you for what you really are
Stupid little dork with a stupid dorky scar
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And so does Snape
You crashed into the Whomping Willow tree
And no one else would kick you out
And make you history
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
'Cause rules are rules no matter who you are
And you're the stupid jerk
Who wrecked a flying car
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And so does Snape
We were teamed up in dueling cla**
And no one else believed that
I would knock you on your bum
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
We didn't know
You talked to snakes
Which worked out all right in the end
Now everyone is thinking you're the heir of Slytherin
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And now so does everyone else