[Intro]
Eazy-E: Yo Dre where's the goddamn drum machine?
Dr. Dre: Ah sh**, I left the motherf**er with Pooh
Eazy-E: You dumb motherf**er what the f** we gon' do now?
Dr. Dre: I don't know
Yella: Hey man I got some drums in the back
Dr. Dre: What the f** is he talking bout
MC Ren: Do we look like we can play some f**ing drums?
Yella: Man I can play the drums
Everyone: Bullsh**!
Yella: Man I used to f** it up at Compton High
Eazy-E: You motherf**ing high
MC Ren: You fat guy
Yella: Bullsh**!
MC Ren: Give this n***a some sticks
*Drum roll*
MC Ren: Yo, f** it up Yella
[Verse 1: MC Ren]
Yo we're two hard motherf**ers
Taking out any punk a** s**ers
Can you believe this? if so be frightened
Were strong as f**, with the power of a titan
Setting a mark of destruction get it
So don't front, and say you ain't with it
You wanna rumble with us you can't hang
Because we're something like a two man gang
Starting some sh** is what we do best
Just care about ourself and say f** the rest
So yo Eazy (wa**up), bust it and shoot to k**
And tell these stupid motherf**ers the deal
[Verse 2: Eazy-E]
I look you dead in the eye then I spit (yeah)
I tell you to your face punk you ain't sh** (you ain't sh**)
I don't give a god damn about feelings
I'm just happy just as long as I'm k**ing
A 187's in progress, n***a
Just as soon as I pull this trigger
Automatic heavily, I start firing
And the kids on the block, I'm the one they're admiring
A bad mouth n***a on the violent tip
I catch you talking some sh** and I'mma bust your lip
Now who you gonna tell that I'm making you soft
The police ain't sh** cause I'm paying 'em off
I move slow, always ready to go so f** it (so f** it)
And b**hes on my dick, they know that they can s** it
I'm a hardhead, always having a fit
When I'm not allowed to tear up sh**
I'm a hard motherf**er (I'm hard motherf**er)
[Hook]
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
[Verse 3: MC Ren]
Now look at me I'm a crazed b**h
With a gangster profanity pitch
Ren is a n***a that don't give a f**
To a p**y a** fool trying to press his luck
I'm ready to scrap that's if you're ready to go
I'll take you out going toe to toe
E will start a conversion and hit you from the back
While you getting f**ed by a ruthless jack
Critical condition is what you receive
Thinking of some back up to go and retrieve
But Eazy tell what would happen my man
(They would get f**ed up by a ruthless clan)
So it's simple, we don't give a f**, right?
So you and your boy can get the f** out my sight
I'm on tilt with cla** getting ready to blast
Cause I'm a hard motherf**er
[Hook]
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
[Eazy-E]
Eazy and Ren is f**ing it up again
Scheming up a plot before we begin
Because n***as like to stare like a b**h sometimes
They say how could them n***as have some hell of a rhymes
[MC Ren]
It's simple tell 'em what we mean
When the two baddest motherf**ers step on the scene
[Eazy-E]
Now this is some sh**
[MC Ren]
Yo what are you saying
[Eazy-E]
You stupid motherf**ers, they think I'm playing
Talking all kind of sh** of sh** but I'm cracking it up
I can afford to laugh cause I'm backing it up
I'm not a buster I'm more like a hitman
So if you don't wanna throw then you can get down
You don't like the f** away from me
So you can stop the sh**, trying to f** the E
[MC Ren]
You heard what he said and it's the truth so whats up
So if you want me to go well I'm about to nut up
The two baddest motherf**ers alive
So I don't think that you and your boys can survive
You gotta girl, well if she's good to go
I bet me and E already f**ed the ho
A train was in effect and your b**h was rocked
By a hell of a n***a that was hard to stop
[Eazy-E]
Yo Ren lets jet let's get the f** on out
[MC Ren]
Because everybody knows what we're talking about
We're two hard motherf**ers
[Hook]
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Two of the hardest motherf**ers
Like that like that
Break it down again, come on Yella break it down
Can I get a another role (one time)
It little simple for you
Break it down to break shine
Let me get a funky role right here
Aight on the 3, on the 2
Ah yeah here we go y'all, break it down on the 1
Here we go, let me get a funky role right here
Two times, two time, two time..