When mom and dad go out on the town
They hire the sitter, Miss Jessica Brown
She parks her car like she does every week
I part the curtains and I get a peek
(She got) a crystal necklace and a denim vest
(She got) a Trapper Keeper held to her chest
(She got) banana clip and a jelly shoe
But one thing is shining through
She got titties
In all the right places
She got titties
Oh my goodness gracious
She got titties
In all the right places
And she's here until 11 p.m
I ain't gon' touch 'em, I ain't gon' kiss 'em
But when they're gone, I sure am gonna miss 'em
I stare so long, my little peepers will hurt
As she fills out that purple Vikings sweatshirt
She got titties
In all the right places
She got titties
Oh my goodness gracious
She got titties
In all the right places
She fell asleep watching HBO
I got HBO
TNT
WGN
Oh look at this, hmm, my cereal is dry
Looks like I gotta make a titty cry
So sit back and relax
And spray your titties on my Apple Jacks
She got titties
In all the right places
She got titties
Oh my goodness gracious
She got titties
In all the right places
Spray your titties on my Apple Jacks
Spray your titties on my Apple Jacks
Spray your titties on my App-le Jaaacks
She got!