When I get to be a big pop star
Gonna buy me a Facel-Vega car
Put my buddies in the drivin' seat
Go out and give my friends a treat
Ride around the block with the radio blarin'
Take off my clothes without carin'
Get some girls who are nice and free
That don't give a damn about chastity
He's gonna be a big pop-star
He's gonna be big
He's gonna be a big pop-star
He's gonna be big
I know a girl called Marianne
I'm gonna make love to her if I can
Get her in bed for better or worse
If a Rolling Stone don't get there first
Julian is the one I like
I'm gonna buy him a pedal bike
So he'll be in keeping with his station
Ridin' around on my pot plantation
He's gonna be a big pop-star
He's gonna be big
He's gonna be a big pop-star
He's gonna be big
Cool!
Don't you think that he'd look cool
In a big gold-lame suit?
With shiny lips and greasy hair
And his fifteen percent share
Rock around the old fir tree
Merry Christmas to Bo Diddly
Fee fi fo fum
Hit-parade, here I come
He's gonna be a big pop-star
He's gonna be big
He's gonna be a big pop-star
He's gonna be big...