When you wake up you don't wanna go Your head's like lead on your pillow but you get up and do it anyway On the ride to work you sit and skulk Your tail between your legs you sulk Dogs like sheep in cattlecars, what a race! You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs, sit up boy, now beg You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs If you do your tricks just right you could earn a bone to bite then maybe you'll maybe get a raise Stop your barking, do your bit Or with the papers you'll be hit Bad dogs never get to go outside Bad dog! You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs, fetch the stick, here Fido You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs Oh, no! Did he go on the carpet again???
You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs, here boy, wanna go outside? You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs Yeah, don't do anything to get you fired like chasing p**y or biting tires Whatever you do, don't hump my leg no more! Just do your gig and wag your tail and buy your bones when they're on sale Yeah, you can be just like the other dogs! You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs, allright who knocked Over the drill press? You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs, come here bad dog, bad dog You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs, come here you, come here You're dogs, you're dogs with jobs You're dogs, you go right to your bed, right now