Got me a two bit job, up at dawn like the rest of the mob Boss treats me like a knob, when I get paid I could sob We've got a lousy stinkin' government, k**ing us with taxes and saying that it's spent Got nothing left to even pay the rent They've got it all Every f**ing cent! It's no good, it don't work It's just a stinkin' piece of sh** It's no good, it don't work It's just a stinkin' piece of sh** We've got a buzz in our mixer Don't even have the cash to fix it To hear me sing, you've gotta kick it Pretty soon we'll have to k** it Went into a fast food place to eat Bit into a burger, didn't taste meat Not only that, it stank like feet Then Niagara flowed outta my seat It's no good, it don't work It's just a stinkin' piece of sh** It's no good, it don't work
It's just a stinkin' piece of sh** I've got a problem with my old TV When I turn it on, it turns the faces green Then I get up and slap it in the screen I get a' cursin', man it IS obscene Dave's got a problem with his cords When he plays a note it's sounding horrid When he plays a solo it's sonic war! (Listen to THIS:) Shawn's old truck just don't run so good Always breakin' down in some distant neighborhood Never gets it runnin' when it oughta should We're gettin' gigs that just don't pay Sellin' our souls cuz we wanna play It don't bring us down, just part of the game But, it would be nice to pay the bills someday! It's no good, it don't work It's just a stinkin' piece of sh** It's no good, it don't work It's just a stinkin' piece of sh**