Xzibit Intro:
Yo it's the almight Xzibit. In the Law House huh
With Laylaw huh and D-Mac huh (Ras Ka**)
Ntroducing huh. The n***a Ras Ka** ha
We all know and love him ha
Yo let's bring it through youknowhatI'msayin'
Bring that sh** through n***a. What's up yo yo
Ras Ka**:
Well it's the R double AK triple S the letters of my name
For you and your b**h to unscramble on Soul Train
This Arch Angel got n***as shooked like crack babies
I think of bomb sh** like my brain was made outta M-80s (caviar)
I flow 16 Pablo Escobar perverse perversion' so fat my dick got a double chin
My MCin' produce more semen than wet dreamin'
Of hostin' BET with Rachel in the Caribbean
C-arson home of n***as with gold Visas and heaters
Sendin' Jesus subpoenas
(Got you singin' duets with Selena n***a)
So Sister Act
Cause black nun (none) get love
And I'm a have juice till Mark Ferman plants the bloody glove
I drive European cars and smoke Cuban cigars
Bring it phat to your ears like Warren G's keyloyds
From B-boys to D-boyz it's like shippin' keys from overseas
Please I move MC's like o-zes
Hook:
See n***as from outta town don't even f** around
Ras Ka**:
But there ain't no angel that you can strangle Los Angels
Xzibit:
See handguns and girls that's the way of the underworld
Ras Ka**:
There ain't no angel that you can strangle Arch Angels (say what?)
Ras Ka**:
See left coast n***as is the Craziest
I dodge shotgun pellets in the felonious Los Skandalous
Golden State
Home of dysfunctional gang truces
5.8 quakes where gla** houses pancake (westsiiiiiide)
But I be in the hood like a rebuilt engine
f** what I'm benchin' I weave through tracks like extensions (n***a)
I'm ridin' for chips like on time on motorcycles
And for looters to get trifle
I'm like a chink on a Slason swap meet roof with two automatic rifles
Puberty got me Vicious
And these generation X b**hes is too big for they britches
15 goin' on 30
"I wanna f**" written all over their faces with mack compact blowin' kisses
Promoted like seven oasis gettin' n***as twisted in statutory rape cases
But I write rhymes in enough white lines askin' Melle Mel my punchlines
Hit from the baseline like six by nines
Crack addicts and Reggie Miller
That's fo reala
I X more Hollywood Squares than Phillis Diller
Hook:
Xzibit:
Yeah n***as from outta town don't even f** around
Ras Ka**:
But there ain't no angel that you can strangle Los Angels (yeah)
Xzibit:
Welcome to the place where n***as make moves
Ras Ka**:
n***a there ain't no angel that you can strangle Arch Angels
Xzbit:
Handguns and girls that's the way of the underworld
Ras Ka**:
But there ain't no angle that you can strangle Los Angels (ha)
Xzibit:
Home of the scandalous big bad Los Angeles
Ras Ka**:
But there ain't no angel that you can strangle Arch Angels
Ras Ka**:
You know man all I have in this world is two things man
That's my word and my balls
Or maybe that's three things
So on microphones I let my nuts hang like John Homes
And took so many n***as out I should change my name to Chaperone
D-Mac and Laylaw know that on mic cables
I got one thousand two hundred techniques similar to the turntable
So if it's crem de la creme since I'm smarter I oughta
Float like dead bodies in water
Manana tell your girl this here mayatti got one extra backstage pa**
If she put 'em on the gla**
Cause she be jockin' rappers that be seen with who's who
The single charters so she blows me for a hit like cluckheads do
No MC parallels they behind bars like Rick's jail cell
To rock well I need a beat like...
Child abuse victims (ha ha)
Everything I say turn to yay
This sh** was blowin' kids away before Timothy McVeigh
Hook
Xzibit outro:
Yeah yeah straight from motherf**in' Xzibt ha ha and the Lawhouse
YouknowhatI'msayin' with that n***a Ras Ka** (he's guilty)
Yeah yeah. Break it down. It won't stop. West coast hip hop (yo yo)
It's the almighty Xzibit (booyaka)