(Paramount Pictures logo)
(Nickelodeon Movies logo)
(Dramatic Music)
(OMG by Usher ft Will.I.am)
Eminem: What song I should write next? What song? Probably I will call Britney b**h and what she say.
(Phone Rings: Stars Wars Ringtone)
Britney: What? Who the hell get that ringtone from? 1st-9th graders, sheesh. Hello.
Eminem: Britney, that's my girl, what are you doin today?
Britney: I don't know, maybe I gonna think about what song I should make.
Eminem: Same here, whoo! And, I need you to be my guest on my story if you do, I will do things to you like we're going berzerk.
Britney: Ooh, are you sure! You want me.
Eminem: Yes, why not.
Britney: Alright, baby and you will owe me since you mention me in last song.
Eminem: Ohh, thank you thank you! It's time for to get all s**y a** groovy.
Plankton: Err, my back, ow, I wish Krabs should snap like me like be rude too and I will get my revenge.
Karen: Uhhhhh, you just don't wanna do that!
Plankton: b**h, please, just shut the hell up before I'll unplug you.
Karen: He will be back.
Plankton: Wow, that's easy. It's time to steal the krabby patty formula, hahahaha.... Where's that red devilish crab at?
(Mr. Krabs step on Plankton with big Sharp shoes)
Mr. Krabs: Hah, you will never win, what you gonna do and you s** dick anyway but I will launch you out and throw you out with heavy metal music.
(Heavy Metal Music On While Mr. Krabs Tossing and Launching Plankton out the Krusty Krab by 3 minutes)
Plankton: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, oow, (cries), WHYYYY, YOU ALWAYS WINNNN, THAT'S IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE AND I GET OUT OF WATER NOW...
Spongebob: Wow, you're good.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks and he will never win.
Squidward: Yeah, awhile you at Jellyfishing with Patrick and Mr. Krabs toss him like a dumba**. (Laughs).....
Mr. Krabs: What is that you said?
Squidward: Huh.
Spongebob: Bye, I'll see ya tomorrow. I cant wait for Sandy will show a New s** move.
Sandy: Ready for my titties.
Spongebob: Let's get it on.
Narrator: 5 hours later.
Spongebob: Ohh, ooh, wait until I tell Brian and Stewie.
Patrick: Spongebob, why you set up the portal.
Spongebob: Going back to Family Guy Universe.... And tell them I just have s** with Sandy and then some fun stuff.
Patrick: Wow, no way and that's awesome. Have fun.
(Portal On)
Peter: Son of a b**h, who will be knocking my excitement day. Hi, Spongebob, long time.
Lois: Hi Spongebob.
All: Hey.
Spongebob: Hi and what Yall doing.
Peter: Watching funny show Flash Gordon.
Chris: Spongebob, look he talk that sh**.
Lois: Chris, sorry! Just a kid.
Spongebob: I don't give a care anyway and it's kool.