[Verse 1]
CLUMPS: Clump, Clump, Clump, Clump, Clump, Clump, Clump Clump,
Green Goblin: OK, what song is it?
Foxy: You'll see.
Dr. StrangeClaw: Clump, clump, clump, clump...........
All: The villians will see yall now.....................
Dr. StrangeClaw: The Doctor will see you now... (laughs)
Sneaky, sly and shifty let me introduce myself.
I'm the Doctor they call StrangeClaw... A "Hazard to your health"
I'm here to wreak some mayhem with my terrifying schemes,
And Clump those silly memes with my dastardly machines!
Electro: So, that's the remix..................................
Shrek: Fi fi fo fo fo fa fa, this the Shrek Mada**ness in this joint, my haters told me I know what's good.
Spider-Man: -guitar solo-
All: We show yall.
All: Oh, yeah, villians.....
CLUMPS: StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, they call him Dr. StrangeClaw
StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, the one to be afraid of!
StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, they call him Dr. StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, Strange!
[Verse 2]
Dr. StrangeClaw: I a**ume you think it's sinister to hold an ancient grudge.
But please adjourn, it cost my horn, so don't be quick to judge.
A baby pony mangled it and chewed it like a shoe,
Don't impede my evil deeds, or try to foil my plans.
Even though I wear these claws I have some helping hooves.
So peek outside your window and check behind the door.
Is Dr. StrangeClaw lurking? Or has he called before.
[Verse 3]
CLUMPS: StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, they call him Dr. StrangeClaw
StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, the one to be afraid of!
StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, they call him Dr. StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, Strange!
Dr. StrangeClaw: Let em' have it, FISHLIPS!
Green Goblin: Me.
Dr. StrangeClaw: No, Fish.
Green Goblin: Ohhhhhhh, right, dammit.
(FISHLIPS uses a trombone, but loses air, then StrangeClaw does a short guitar solo)
Green Goblin: I got it, -guitar solo-, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Dr. StrangeClaw: I'll show those ponies (laughs), nice Heavy Gob.
Green Goblin: Yeeeeaaaaah, I'm kinda insane..........
Oh yes, nasty!
Today Micro-Chip City, Tomorrow, the World (laughs) The World! (laughs)