[Columbia Pictures Presents]
[Marvel Studios]
-LATER IN THE SPACESHIP-
Dr. StrangeClaw: -mumbles-, I dont get it! Why always Starlight keep defeat me? I am so sick...
Green Goblin: -appears with hoverboard-, hello friend.
Dr. StrangeClaw: Whoa, who are you?
Green Goblin: I am......................................
Dr. StrangeClaw: Jusssst, say, it.
Green Goblin: GREEN GOBLIN, I HAD TO DEFEAT SPIDER MAN OVER, years now! And now, it could be perfect chance to take them down and meet my friends, Boss.
Dr. StrangeClaw: Sure.
Foxy: Im Freddy Foxy! Call me Foxy as my friends call me that.
Friz-B: Im Friz-B.
FishLips: Im FishLips.
Dr. StrangeClaw: I knew that you gaseous sycophants, Friz and Lips. I'm calling my team today, P.O.L.C! Ponies of a Love for Crime!
Green Goblin: (laughs) Is that the best you can do? POLC! (Laughs)
Dr. StrangeClaw: Do you want to play Brain Surgeon?
Green Goblin: Ooh, sure...
Dr. StrangeClaw: Okay... Moron!
-StrangeClaw prepares a drill for Green Goblin-
Dr. StrangeClaw: Now then, Are you ready for a makeover?
Green Goblin: You know what...
(StrangeClaw changes Green Goblin into the Mane-iac)
Dr. StrangeClaw: Now then Goblin? Are you ready my Mane-iac?
Mane-iac: I am...
Friz-B: OK, let's get wicked................................
[Verse 1]
CLUMPS: Clump, Clump, Clump, Clump, Clump, Clump, Clump Clump,
Dr. StrangeClaw: The Doctor will see you now... (laughs)
Sneaky, sly and shifty let me introduce myself.
I'm the Doctor they call StrangeClaw... A "Hazard to your health"
I'm here to wreak some mayhem with my terrifying schemes,
And Clump those silly memes with my dastardly machines!
CLUMPS: StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, they call him Dr. StrangeClaw
StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, the one to be afraid of!
StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, they call him Dr. StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, Strange!
[Verse 2]
Dr. StrangeClaw: I a**ume you think it's sinister to hold an ancient grudge.
But please adjourn, it cost my horn, so don't be quick to judge.
A baby pony mangled it and chewed it like a shoe,
Don't impede my evil deeds, or try to foil my plans.
Even though I wear these claws I have some helping hooves.
So peek outside your window and check behind the door.
Is Dr. StrangeClaw lurking? Or has he called before.
[Verse 3]
CLUMPS: StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, they call him Dr. StrangeClaw
StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, the one to be afraid of!
StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, they call him Dr. StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, StrangeClaw, Strange!
Dr. StrangeClaw: Let em' have it, FISHLIPS!
(FISHLIPS uses a trombone, but loses air, then StrangeClaw does a short guitar solo)
Dr. StrangeClaw: I'll show those ponies (laughs)
Oh yes, nasty!
Today Micro-Chip City, Tomorrow, the World (laughs) The World! (laughs)
Starlight: (Narrates: Now the story begins...)