(Verse 1)
This that sh** you gotta blast right in front of your parents
So that they can get pissed off and send you to do some errands
And while you're doing that, blast my sh** as loud as you can
Counting some tens, don't understand, f**er I am the man
I'm a boss! b**h, I swear man I'm running this sh**
While you be out there getting hammered and f**ing a b**h
I'm gonna be writing my sh** and dreaming of s**ing on tits
I am the sh**, my mom said so so that must be it
I must be rich, so I can achieve what I've always wanted
Set up a studio and have lots of records in abundance
I'll dedicate my time to rhymes, not dimes nor counting hundreds
Cuz I don't give a sh** about that sh** you f*ggots are hunting
Flexing and stunting like anybody in this world gives a f**
Y'all b**hes are sus, not above, pissed enough, listen up
The sh** mentality you have leads you to not riches but cuffs
Away from the sea, these dudes are bay-sick like b**hes with uggs
Stiff dicks and d**, man that's the sh** that everybody's into
Me, I'm a different man, beef with me and I synch you
I swear a f**ing lot, f** if that sh** f**ing bugs you
Cuz if it f**ing does, then, b**h, mother f**ing f** you
I don't give a f**, this is how I express myself the best
Be sure to ex out all my checks if I ever cancel s**
I'm a horny f**, what can I say I love me some booty
The girls from school be wearing leggings and I am f**ing oozing
Damn, I'm a Philips cuz your head I'm f**ing screwing
Bro what you doing, I'm the shoe in, shooting 3's like I flew in
From SoDak, it's so rad, it's so bad, it's boring
We ain't got sh** to do here, but looking at water or snoring
Can't go snorkeling, cuz this water ain't clear like my browser history
If you wanna get a sip of this drink you better down some f**ing Listerine
Can't play a single instrument, can't strum a six-string
But I can spit a sick stream, when sh** ticks me, like teens with big six speeds
sh**s pissed me, all these f**boys tryna talk sh**
They're like my dogs tug toys because they're s**ing on dicks
(Chorus)
I'm the best rapper, you actors don't get near
Just kidding I'm the worst rapper you'll ever hear
If you're ever in need and cornered up, sat with fear
Don't trip because Ale is f**ing here
I'm the best rapper, you actors don't get near
Just kidding I'm the worst rapper you'll ever hear
If you're ever in need and cornered up, sat with fear
Don't trip because Ale is f**ing here
(Verse 2)
The day I stop jerking off with be the worst cold turkey
Like frozen Thanksgiving dinner, I'm a sinner, and nothing can hurt me
Except for the dark, spiders, rats, bats, and dudes with gats
Backward SnapBack wearing f*gs, an ax and f**ing cats
Stop driving hybrids into hydrants
Hide in silence, I'm strong like 5 vipers
Swim in high tide get shriveled nuggets like Tyson
I said, west South Dakota is full of dying Bison
I'll wear a suit in Thailand, and the hookers will s** me harder than a Dyson
Save yourselves, all of that stupid weak sh**
You guys are about to hear a real mother f**ing G spit
I eat you b**hes up faster than a f**ing cheese stick
And all your rhymes s**ed just as much as Meek's did
I can't believe this, y'all see all of the dicks he licks?
He s**s on mean hicks, never f**ing with these chicks
You need some old spice because your dick stinks, sh**
My whole life, mother f**er is what being a real beast is
Take another tweak hit, you're in a deep trance
Put on a belt you f**ing c*nt because I can see France
You're a weak queef, I am f**ing Nas
Keep coming around here, get you b**h a** popped
Me against you? That's a ma**ive taunt
And I'm waving around these words like a f**ing magic wand
This next sh** isn't for the weak of heart
I murder whack rappers all a week apart
Let's take down, all of the phonies we can harm
I just slaughtered, time for you to sing a song
Terrible lyrics rapped by some terrible rappers
You can't undo it, it's like a chemical reaction
I don't care for your reaction, your reaction is just an action
It's an action that is actually an action for disaster
And your reactions of my actions are just a tiny fraction
Of how much I give a f**, come and get some hatchet fractures
Lights, camera, action, run go get the pastor in the pastures
He's an actor, that will actually act like he's a master
Yeah, a master at masturbating, walk into my blaster
And I'll blast a load of cum on you, call that f*ggot fashion
I will hara** a ton of people by the ma**es, please attack this
Come and find me, I'll be waiting with a donkey by the cactus
(Chorus)
I'm the best rapper, you actors don't get near
Just kidding I'm the worst rapper you'll ever hear
If you're ever in need and cornered up, sat with fear
Don't trip because Ale is f**ing here
I'm the best rapper, you actors don't get near
Just kidding I'm the worst rapper you'll ever hear
If you're ever in need and cornered up, sat with fear
Don't trip because Ale is f**ing here