It was the voice of a courageous explorer, a man dedicated to the pursuit of
Man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons
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The funkiest, the funkiest
(8x)
Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it
My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it
I'm iller than a p**no, I got sk**s like Zoro
Who's Perry Como? Tomorrow, tomorrow
Like Orphan Annie, yo it's the uncanny
Doobie, with bonified funk for your fanny
s**ers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim
BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em
I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
So f** a piranha, just like Jeffrey Dahmer
I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em
Yo, step to the Son and I'll f** you guys up
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Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk
I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk
Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams
But I freak the style like if I was Handiman
"Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble"
Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble
Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman
The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon
??? word, the f**ers smell like terds
Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird
Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies
Eaten out the a**holes like Tom did Jerry
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Breakdown
Yo son, kick that sh**
Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
I'll scream like Aretha, so follow the leader
From here to Medina, like Sarafina
I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther
To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya
The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler
I'm ill like the Riddler, f** a Bette Midler
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