[Round 1: Dizaster]
Yo, I got love for all my Latinos and all my Latinas
I roll with real California vatos that be popping the ninas
You just a Mexican knock off like Baha Fresh or McDonalds $1 fajita
Or Carlos Mencia
You're fake beans, fake Rice like Condoleezza
Your mother is a s*ut broad from Argentina
Who gave birth to you inside of a soccer arena
What I'm trying to say is his mom is Selena
Your grandma is a cleaner
You married an American broad for a visa
Your favorite thing to drink is a shot of tequila
And your Arnold catch phrase is "Hasta la vista"
This some sh** you never seen or heard before
You look like Luigi with herpe sores
Since when did guidos from Jersey Shore start buying their t-shirts at urban stores?
Motherf**er my style is crazy at ever
You look like Cheech & Chong had a baby together
[Round 1: Jonny Storm]
Now first off, I don't give a f** what Diz' spit
You just a k**er on Twitter cause you are such a big b**h
He a racist that be hating with some terrorist pride
You just mad you have the same eyebrows as the dad from American Pie
You not an Al-Qaeda soldier, you bi and bi-polar
You rub genie lamps and Syanide's bo*er
sh**, Dizaster travels all over, k**ing the globe
But that's because he has no job or bills of his own
So all he does is write battle rap bars sitting at home
He's like an avatar this b**h couldn't live on his own
Look, somebody tell this f*g Jafar to switch up his tone
Acting hard til I treat him like basketball in L.A. splitting your dome
See that means I'm the Lakers
Cause this hairy critter couldn't blend in with real heads if he carried Clippers
Look, now your eyebrows have more hair than the back of an ape
It looks like a bear wiped his a** with your face
I'll snap your vertebra and ma**acre this snake
It's ironic what the Storm stares Dizaster in the face
You used to battle in a place called The Pit
They called the champ too
Until The Pit boss decided to gamble
You battled Locksmith and got your sh** chewed
It wasn't a close bout, both rounds he ripped you
You broke down
[Round 1: Dizaster]
Alright that was great
Eyebrow jokes, eyebrow joke, I don't even have to respond
The only reason you want me to trim my eyebrows is cause they remind you of the gra** on my lawn
Go ahead, talk about my magic wand, call me Saddam
f*ggot you look like Drake after spending most of his life in a tanning salon
Look everybody it's David Blaine
He got a bunch of magic tricks
For his next act he can pull his act of a vanishing bag of dicks
Look, I don't need to leave your spot blown up
But look everybody it's Elian Gonzalez except he's all grown up
I know you hang around a bunch of crazy vatos but
Is that your taco truck? Cause if it is your f**ing nachos s**
You look like a starving squirrel which is ironic cause you don't got no nuts
Alright I'll agree, I'll promise to stop calling him a Juan for once
If he can agree to grill me a bacon wrap hot dog for lunch
I guess I'm an a**hole no one wants to react
But out here this is the west coast, you're a f**ing foreigner
You a f**ing tourist for Florida
I'll put you in the back of a hearse with a coroner
With a sign on it that says, "Welcome To California"
Cause this is the west coast, home to motherf**ers like Snoop Dogg, 'Pac, Ice Cube, Mack 10, all riders
You're from Florida, home of Pitbull and Flo Rida
Hold on no, retirement homes, Alzheimers
Prepaid wireless phones and joy riding boat riders
[Round 2: Jonny Storm]
f** all your sh** scandals
All that tough talk will get this b**h strangled
Leave his dome severed myself to put his head on my shelf
That's how I leave him Diz-mantled
So when you rap about gats I'll give you a quick sample
The fifth BANG it will lift you off of your feet like Criss Angel
Speaking of which, his dame grabs my meat and be giving me brains like some f**ing [?]
Now Ali Baba ain't a shotty popper
This b**h is a frail busta and your eyebrows are thicker than whale blubber
For real though, you need to keep that sh** in control
Your brows look like mine's on Miracle Gro
sh**, your sh** is more bushy than horse p**y
And that's really a problem kid
Last time he trimmed those they made Nicki Minaj's wig
So any chick that gets with him must have some weird damn fetish
Cause them furry sh**s make Dirtbag Dan beard jealous
No wonder this match is a headline
You bite cats like it's just fine
Vers' Swave you got your mosque bar from Ak' and room raiders from Tec-9
See the sh** you innovated your lyrics were intimidated
So it's only right you Paid Dues to the rappers you emulated