[Verse]
Yeah my name's Dirt Nasty, that there's Beardo
Traveling all over the country in Speedos
I don't have any under-oohs
I'm freeballing like a thunder dude
Beardo is a smart person
In special ed cla**, he was learning
When I open up the curtains
You see a little dick coming at you lurking
Cause I'm like a monster baby
I was born naked in a Mercedes
And I'll die in a Rolls
Cause I'll make some much money
More than you and your daughter, Doris
f** that fat, fat-a** b**h
She can go down and s** the cat dick
Or the dog balls or the meow p**y
Cause motherf**ers like me don't wear Stussy
I wear Wrangler custom, bang a buster
Hang with uncle, f** your momma
Words don't rhyme when I travel the globe
And Beardo looks like a old a** buffalo
You could s** my dick at an obtuse angle
Like Riff Raff in a [?]
I s** your moms tits in half
Go home naked and then watch Make Me Laugh