"Getting What He Asked For"
She's got a tale to tell, well, the detonation
Put a shotgun there in her lap was her patience
Gone? Yeah, you'd better believe it
She'd been holed up here for a decade or two
But made a goddamn choice - End it all, end it now so you'd
Better quit your complaining
Through the front door in the kitchen
Heard the door slam, wondered what she's missing
Takes a breath, welcomes d**h, holds back a cough
Well she'd been dealing with this motherf**ing man in her home
Who shouldn't live to see what the ending is like, oh no
She's not letting him get there
If he was man enough for a minute or two
He might've seen this coming from a mile away, don't you
Think she's got a good reason?
Through the front door in the kitchen
Heard the door slam, wondered what he's missing
Then she turned tail, and took the first door
She made a statement: "You're getting what you asked for"
Cut him up, cut him up with a hacksaw
In his blood, in his blood's where she'll end up
Ashes and dust - like the whole population
Of planet earth, yeah you bet - that's where they'll join up
"But for the first time in 20 years I'm
Happy to be in my house, so I might light
A cigarette," tells herself, holds back a cough
As the bomb tears her a** off
First thing he saw was the glitter of the saw in her hand -
He didn't get it at first cause he didn't quite understand
Why she even would bother
Tries to lock up the door, but he can't -
She kicked it in didn't matter if he latched it
Didn't speak up, didn't get to, because his head blew apart
She cut him up, cut him up with a hacksaw
And in his blood, in his blood's where she ends up
Ashes and dust like the whole population
Of planet earth - yeah you bet that's where they'll join up
But as the world ends, it's hard to pretend
She got her way, and it's a satisfying end
Closes her eyes, takes a drag, has a last thought
As she climbs off the carpet
Ears still ringing from the detonation
And a shotgun sitting to the side of a cut up dude
It's not so f**ing depressing