[Verse 1: Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong]
[Diddy Kong]
Woo hoo!
I'm having fun with everyone, when I disappear!
Playing tricks on people while pretending I'm not there!
[Donkey Kong]
When Cranky learns you're messing with the coconut this way
[Diddy Kong]
I'll be sneakin' into another movie matinée!
[Chorus: Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong]
[Diddy Kong]
Doing what I want, ya can't see me!
[Donkey Kong]
I can see you're driving me crazy!
[Diddy Kong]
Floating in and out of thin air makes me feel free!
[Donkey Kong]
You can't get away with this monkey business!
[Verse 2: Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong]
[Diddy Kong]
I can be a ghost who haunts the Barrel Factory!
Pushing bu*tons, pulling levers, driving Candy crazy!
[Donkey Kong]
Now, hold on, little buddy
That's my girl you're talking 'bout!
[Diddy Kong]
Oh, I'm just getting started!
[Donkey Kong]
Wait 'til Cranky finds you out!
[Verse 3: Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong]
[Diddy Kong]
I can pull the rug from under King K. Rool
Float bananas through the air, man, that'd be so cool!
I can fool around with all of Cranky's spells
And poof! I'm gone without a trace!
[Donkey Kong]
Man, Cranky's gonna hit the roof!
[Chorus: Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong]
[Diddy Kong]
Doing what I want, ya can't see me!
[Donkey Kong]
I can see you're driving me crazy!
[Diddy Kong]
Floating in and out of thin air makes me feel free!
[Donkey Kong]
You can't get away with this monkey business!