I'm Stan, that's who I am
He's in the band, that's right
'Cause I'm Stan
I wake up at 2:30, put my TV set on
Pop tarts alright but I can't stand my mom
Kevin Dubrow, what does he know?
I know some chords and sh**, I could play 'em
I'm stan, that's who I am
He's in the band
Shut up, I'm stan
That's all the words that I know
That's all the words that I know
All of the words he knows
That's all the words I know
'Cause Leonard, he told me so
Dig this
That's all the words I know
That's all the words that I know
All of the words he knows
That's all the words I know
'Cause Leonard told me so
He did, that's right
'Cause I'm Stan
He's Stan
Don't you know who I am?