Uhh, uhh, Big f**ing baby
Thinking I'm mad real, you know I'm mad chill
Plus I'm mad cool, I be walking right be the school
Offer all the kids cigarettes and then d** too
But if they don't wanna smoke the d**, then I don't make them smoke 'em
(Nah you ain't gotta)
Yeah man I'm mad cool
I got mad money that I got from selling mad cigarettes to the little kids
Yeah I'm that kid after school, and I really f**ing feel ill
Big baby, you f**ing know me
G-A to the N-D to the H-I
Das me tho, being mad cool and sh**
I'm on Main Street, Flushing, represent
Baby know me, man I'm f**ing mad real
And I'm f**ing mad cool and I'm mad chill
This what I really tell myself in the morning before I go and sell d**
Cuz I don't sell the cigarettes
In fact I sell a lot of weed
I got mad ziplocs of weed
Ziplocs and bags of weed that I really sell for higher prices
But my sh** is like so strong
This is how it was when I was a drug dealer
Man I was good at it
Mainly because I was very non-threatening
Made White people feel good
And the Asians, they loved it, I never judged them
It was really really awesome
I made like 200 dollars in one week
That was the most that I ever made
But another week I probably average $75
That's enough money for a little kid
Call me Gandhi one more time
I don't give a f**, man I said I will stab you
But yo, I be mad chill
And my hair is long, and I'm feeling quite ignorant
And I'm feeling mad care-free
This is how I felt when I was dealing mad d** to people
Man, people like me
They hit me up, even if it was cuz of just d**
I really didn't care a lot
It was cool to be wanted, people really trusted me
Now I be a pharmacist
(No no no no no!)
Yup, it really do make sense
Thinking about the life I live
Representin', making money selling people d**
This is really very common
I don't really even give a f**, pharmacists know their sh**
Plus they help protect people
They do counseling and medication overview
This helps them be better
It's called MTM, medication management
All the other sh** that you really do is look at their regimen and make sure they ok
This is how I really feel in life