[Intro] Everybody thinks it's all sweet out here or somethin' Diabolic in this motherf**er Rebel Army, b**h! Y'all little skaters wanna war? We're storming your castle. Ho! Smack you off your f**ing skateboard Check it [Verse 1] He's a f**ing walking paradox, no he's not He's a f*g in tight gear wearing a striped pair of socks Now, don't make me blow your spot with an Iraqi missile For acting like a bipolar b**h with daddy issues Honestly, there's probably a reason that he ditched you: Took one look at his daughter and wasn't happy with you It's like "Hi son, Daddy missed you, how's your mother? I'm about to f** her and nut all over your album cover." That crowd of s**ers, Golf Wangas, nerds who web search Key words and exerts, 'til they crash your server networks So tell those girls I'll run in your circle head first Choke Tyler with the draw strings on Earl's Sweatshirt Or lead burst stab you at your record release For ever mentioning "Immortal Tech-of-the-nique" You're soft as ordering a Sex on the Beach Bruno Mars would whoop your a** if you met in the street, b**h! That's just the f**in' warning shot It's that Diabolic sh** right there! That Rebel Army sh**, motherf**er! New York in this motherf**er It's about to go down, y'all ready? This is where we k** 'em One time, yo [Verse 2] Jesus called, he said it's sad seeing Tyler starving Stop eating roaches off the carpet at Kreayshawn's apartment Marvin cringed when this vigilante dissed his family Ate a stripper's antes and danced around in his sister's panties
Well the only sh** that tickles this b**h's fancy Is when Christian Clancy sticks dick in his little fanny This tranny seems lost; he cross dresses with these dorks And beats off to pictures of himself in skinny jean shorts Police are on the scene with stomach pumps and report That Tyler guzzled 3 quarts of Frank Ocean's meat sauce Ya'll way too weak, soft and puss to ball up your fists now Even Rhianna had the balls to scrap and brawl with Chris Brown But you just b**hed out. Management would make moves And Guerilla Union paid some fake dudes that never paid dues This here's a prelude to me with a semi wildin' And a mask on like you performing on Jimmy Fallon b**h, I be squeezin' and you be leakin' 60 gallons From the hot lead 'til you drop dead like Ritchie Valens So, f** this little skater, I've been sick since Christian Slater Was Gleaming the Cube with Tony Hawk on the Vision Gator Incinerate a Creator for fans on YouTube A few views later and haters will say I'm doodoo. [He s**s!] But who knew he'd jerk off and think of Hopsin? While I'm fingerpoppin' twats, co*ks the only thing you're gobblin' Wait, did you say "Goblin"? Yeah, like your single droppin' You mention my people and didn't think a thing would stop it? Now, you're mistaken like thinking hip hop suits you 'til the past came back to haunt you and called you an Odd Future, b**h! f**in' smack the sh** out of you little f*ggots f** outta here!