Can you take it?
Popeye's big punch
Knocks Bluto cold
Cartoon people
Don't go old
Yosemite Sam
Blows up his head
But you and me
Wind up dead
Dreamed I laid a toaster
Daddy caught me in the act
Can you take it?
Beauty queens
Get bigger all the time
Mamma's in a basket
Crossed a double yellow line
Magazines and T.V.
Show us nice behinds
All the kind of stuff
Nobody ever finds
Headlines in the paper:
“k**ed by rock n' roll"
Can you take it?