You know I live a life of danger
For the FBI
Keeping tabs on our nation
On the land, on the sea, in the sky
But every single night
Before I go to bed
I get down on my knees
And thank God
I'm a secret agent man
Secret agent man
Secret agent man
They've given me a number
But they've taken 'way my name
I got one hell of a job to perform
For the U. S. of A.
Got the responsibility
Of our nation's top security
But every night and day
I salute the flag and say
Thank you, Jesus
'Cause I'm, I'm a secret agent man
Secret agent man
You know they got me doin' this
Doin' that
And a little bit of something else
Fighting cavities of evil
Safe-guarding America's health
But not an afternoon pa**
I don't get up off my a**
Thank you God
'Cause I'm, I'm a secret agent man
Secret agent man
Secret agent man
'Cause I'm a secret agent man