It weren't me I never done it
I never slit her throat someone else done it
I swear down I don't give a f** screw it
If I done it then a movie made me do it
Theres a dead body in my house and I don't know how it got there
All I can see is blood everywhere
On the walls an the ceiling man how did I stop there
All I remember is watching a movie with a b**h that I met last week
I think there was a ounce of skunk and a full bottle of vodka but now there's only a shot there
I went to the kitchen for the sharpest knife only to find that it's not there
All I saw was blood mixed with blond hair all I thought to myself was
I don't wanna k** the b**h
The movie made me do it trust me Suzy made me do it I'm gonna go down for this one I knew it
I don't wanna k** the b**h
The movie made me do trust me Suzy made me do it I'm gonna go down for this one I knew it
Wanna k** something but I'm not looking to go down like a football team that's relegated
I'm dedicated, sick in the head but not medicated
f**ed up like Siamese Twins that know they're gonna die when they get separated
Mc's get decimated I'm guaranteed to win a clash, too educated flow can't get replicated
One girl said that she wanted rough s** trust me I never hesitated
Went straight in with a sellotape and a knife closed her mouth then I sellotaped it
Put my dick in her fanny like a O2 pay as you go dongle then I penetrate it
I'm a dirty guy after I watch them die I
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Yo, I like to make home movies, I watch them back in slow motion Got no feeling got no emotion, cry me a river, cry me an ocean
You don't want me to blow like an explosion start giving out virus like trojan
f** a b**h with a dil*o that's frozen am the one that's chosen
All these guys that think that they're sick better know that I've got the most important specimen
Just like old times give a man a clothes line like wwf wrestling
I left a mark on my last victim so forensics could see it when they're undressing him
Who the f**s this at my door come right in darling
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Yo I don't give a f** about too many things nowadays I'm a maniac I'll admit that
You don't wanna leave me alone with a vulnerable person I might take their wig and split that
Not into no chit chat I'm not on about s** when I say I really wanna hit that
I just wanna hold on to the throat and grip that till it breaks in 2 like a kit kat
I'm an artistic simplistic minimalistic realistic k**er
Leave couple shots in your leg may k** him like biscuit may chop him like eggs in a bowl and whisk it
Digest man up like biscuit man a got unique powers like misfits them other ones are too big but this fits
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