Do you mind telling me
What is on your head?
Who is that, said George
Where are you?
Right behind you, said the voice
Look here
George looked and saw two eyes
Who are you? He asked the eyes
Are you a ghost?
Huh, yes, the eyes replied
But I will have you call me Fred
I still want to know what is on your head
Oh, that, said George
Id forgotten about that
It is my hat I used
When I was playing astronaut
Please take it off, said Fred
It makes your voice sound off
So George took off the hat
Is that better? He asked
Much, much, much better, Fred replied
You have a nice voice
If you give it a chance
Maybe youll get your choice
Thank you, said George
Nobody ever told me that before
What brings you hear? Asked Fred
This is no place for a boy alone
Oh, but yes, it is, said George
What about you?
Why are you here?
Its a long story, Fred replied
Why dont you take off your pants
And Ill tell you
But be brief with your briefs
Im here to guard some treasure
Treasure, where is that?
Where you least expect it
The end