The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar
The only swinging I’ve ever done was in some bar
The only playground I played around on is
When I played around with that woman named Joanie
The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar
The only school I’ve ever been to was the school of hard knocks
My major was major mistakes, I made a lot
The only degree I ever earned at all
Is a PhD in havin’ a ball
The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar
Oh the only book learning that I’ve ever had
Was from a mailbag guitar book I got from my Dad
The only test I ever made a passing grade on
Was “Testing 1 2 3” on this microphone
The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar
The only swinging I’ve ever done was in some bar
The only playground I played around on is
When I played around with that woman named Joanie
The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar
The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar