Well hello there 'HI MY NAME IS'
Will 'THE REAL SLIM SHADY'
Please stand up
And let em know
That im not the real 'STAN' brah
With 2 middle fingers
Got these hands up
'CUM ON EVERYBODY'
Relax punks
I quit rap but I relapsed once
And now 'IM BACK' drunk weed hashed up
'REMEMBER ME?' yea me bad tuff
'b*tch PLEASE' balls bean bagged up
Tie you to the big black truck with your feet latched up
And hit every curb till you feel that bump
Roll through 'AMITYVILLE'
'UNDER THE INFLUENCE' of insanity pills
Have your familys family k**ed
Im 'UNDERGROUND' I pull you under my gravity field
Depravity my insanity man it gradually builds
'MUST BE THE GANJA' cuz im in 'DEJA VU'
So I 'CRACK A BOTTLE' to forget the things I do
Just incase I do something stupid I got a place I use
Im 'INSANE' what you think I do?
But I 'DONT GIVE A fu*k' even if I say I do
You can say what you like what you want to
But jealousy got you where I want you
Till the day I die I will haunt you
I will haunt you yea I will haunt you
Im the new 'ROLE MODEL' grab 4 bottles
And jug them and walk up to 4 models
In the club and slap the coke out of 'em
Give them a napkin dipped in chloroform
Till they pa** out in your hands then
Take them back to your corner dorm
'JUST LOSE IT' when youre sorta bored
And 'SING FOR THE MOMENT' 'WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS'
Thats when the 'CURTAINS CLOSE' and you 'PUKE' up shots
Man im a crazy psychopath abusin rocks
Fallin asleep to the melody comin out of my 'BEAUTIFUL' 'MUSIC BOX'
'HELLO' 'TONYA' 'STAY WIDE AWAKE' am I boring ya?
I got 'NO LOVE' for these haters they all can die of pneumonia
Cool calm on ativan xanies and half a gram
Of this weed from amsterdamn that got me not giving half a damn
b**h ill 'KILL YOU' drive by in a black sedan
Wit a gat in hand strapped to blast a man
With a half a grand in his back pocket
Nah im just kiddin I wouldn't k** thats nonsense
But I would slap a b**h without a drop of a 'GUILTY CONSCIOUS'
You can say what you like what you want to
But jealousy got you where I want you
Till the day I die I will haunt you
I will haunt you yea I will haunt you