[Hook]
If you don't know who we are
Then I feel sorry for you
You'd better learn who we are
Or you'll be left out the loop
If you don't know who we are
We are Dem Waffle Houze Boiz
Now that you know who we are
Sit back and enjoy the noise
[Verse 1]
For a sec I thought about spitting this flow ninety to nothing
But then I thought it wouldn't be fitting I needed something
Just a little bit more chill, something a little more relaxed
Something a n***a could enjoy while drinking Gold and kicking back
If you listened to Drew, don't think I could've said it better
Hope this song right here is a good appetite whetter
Got this girl here right up on me, don't think I've even met her
But if she wants to come with me, then I guess I will let her
Hey girl, show me your kitty! Do you think I could pet her?
Ooh, that looks pretty nice, I should I know, I am a vet...er
You say you got a friend? Well go-go-gadget get her!
Wait, hold on, it's a dude? In this case, one head is better
You want to be part of our world like the Notre Dame hunchback
Well I'm sorry to say you're up sh** creek without a kayak
Don't mean to crush your dreams, but let me tell you something
At least you get this noise--that's better than nothing
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
We've been around for a while now
So I done finally figured out my style now
I'm four parts Dirty, three parts Yeezy
Two parts Dopey, and one part Sneezy
Seems like that recipe is easy
But I guarantee it ain't as simple as it seem be
Like I said once upon a time, all them fellas is jealous
And they all be turning greener than the trees be
And the girlies on their knees scream
"Oh, oh n***a Drew just please me!"
And I'm like "Girlie girl girlies don't tease me
Cause I got a girl, girlies, and she needs me"
I just tells it like it is cause I calls them like I sees them
And I don't need dirty hoodrats begging, pleading me to please them
Funny thing is they do it cause they know who I am
And if you don't, you better quick, or you'll miss out on this jam
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[Verse 3]
Whisper something dirty in your ear, would you let me do that?
You say it depends on your mood, well don't worry about that
I'm gonna take you to a nice dinner
Pop champagne, probably drop three figures
I want to get to know your figure, give you something bigger
And better than your last lame, girl I got vigor
That means I can go hard at least three times tonight
It'll be morning 'fore we're done, go to sleep at sunlight
Give you a taste of the high life
But that sure as hell don't mean that you're my wife
You're just another b**h who wants my grapes, you're
Just after the nice gifts and the rapping paper
Like a Playstation, man, I'm always on game
And like Kurt Cobain, don't even want the fame
But when it comes to my flow, you think a water main broke
Yeah, mayne, we still silly but this sh** ain't no joke
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