If I drove a truck and I were waitress
And I asked for coffee and you poured you some
Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later
And when we arm-wrestled you'd say that I'd won
Ai-ee my baby ride easy ride high in the saddle all day
Your loving is good and your cooking ain't greasy
You chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
If I were a winsome and pale senorita
And I a bull-fighter down in the sand
While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble
I'd throw you a flower would you take my hand
Ai-ee my baby ride easy...
If I ran the country you could be my first lady
I'd fix up the white house while you were away
Waiting while I'm pa**ing time with world leaders
And later together alone we might say
Ai-ee my baby ride easy...
Ai-ee my baby ride easy...