Faithful to the firm for years
Amongst the best of engineers
He diligently applied his trade
For well over a decade
His labour bargain s**ed a**
As bad as nothing could surpa**
It had been years since he had had a raise
Because he was considered base
He went to his stone cold manager
A f**ing b**h that makes you want to strangle her
To discuss his mediocre compensation
But instead he got contract termination
This was the thing he didn't expect
On a stake he wanted her to erect
Suddenly he had a much much better idea:
The park will be turned into carnage plaza
In his remain working time
Setting up his hideous crime
Nuts and bolts were screwed untight
Ma**ive agony shall be ignite
Working hard to the climax
In trusses appear little cracks
Life dangerous the rods are now rusting
As a prelude to the ma** child bashing
The high season has now arrived
In mangled bars and rods the kids will be gyved
According to his precise calculation
A happy day will turn into obliteration
It started with rollercoaster rampage
Filled with youngsters under age
Buckling of beams due to sabotage
Landing a half a mile away for a concrete ma**age
Almost simultaneously inside the haunted house
A skeleton with a sharp axe arose
When a cart filled with kindergarten kids came along
Swinging fast and repetitive, the place looked like a game of mahjong
Nuts and bolts were screwed untight
Ma**ive agony has now been ignited
According to his precise calculation
A happy day has now turned into obliteration