Prowling on the internet for some
lonely old hags
This compelling desire to get them
inside their body bags
But not without the pointless violence
inflicted upon them
I just want to snort them out like
annoying phlegm
I really hate these dried out
shriveled walking corpses
What they need to move on faster
is a couple of lashes
Or hit them a couple of times
with a 2 megavolt cattle prod
That sure will teach them
not to plod
So I made up this genius plan
and this is where all the fun began
pretending that I am an lonely old gent
who's looking for an old woman...
...for amusement
Strangulated with a serial cable
Tried to crawl away, but they weren't able to
save themselves just in time
They suffocated due to this hideous crime