The sun comes up above rest home "Mourning Sun"
and the old folks are helped out of their beds
Gathered for their morning prayers
Back in the corner sits an old man
He seems slightly bored
so he fakes an little vomit attack
The nurses are immediately around him:
"Are you alright sir?
lets take you to your room"
Grandpa is happy, his mission is fulfilled
He shares his room with this old woman
Demented as a two inch doornail
All the day she sits behind the window
Staring outside, drooling all the time
Suddenly she has a seizure
And falls with her head in the cactuses
Keeping her head down behind the window
Half standing in a bent over position
Gramps is looking at the old hen
and he sees that she is dead
Warning nurses that's the first thing
that comes up in his head
Wait a minute, it has been ages ago
since I had a go
Maybe its possible, well lets try,
you'll never know
Spit a few times in his hands
to add some moist to granny's cave
Still a bit warm so he can enter
his deceased slave
A few minutes later he's scared like hell,
damn it I'm not alone!
But he discovers it, not the door
but her pelvic bone.