Oh yes, I'm that master rap
I'm the cold cap (echo)
I'm what you know, ask
Rapping
Beyotch, Beyotch
2 times baby, one time more
Give it one more for Sir Too Short
When I rap, I'm like this, I'm like that
They can't resist, the MC MC MC thing
That Too Too Too Too Too Short thing
Beyotch, I don't stop
Never ever ever will smoke that rock
Beyotch, I don't quit
I'm Too Short baby, got the sh**
To rap on the mike, turn you out
Too Short baby without a doubt
I gotta change the beat
I got a song for every cold player
Oh yeah, this here song is dedicated to any n***a who ever in
Life got his dick s**ed. So if you don't know what it's like
To get your dick s**ed, well then just dream
H-E-A-D
I need a doctor just for me
To s** my dick, like a vet
To s** my dick until I sweat
I need a b**h, thick as hell
She's gotta s** dick so I can tell
All my homies, what she did
She s**ed and s**ed and she's a b**h
The homeboys laugh, everytime
And then I put her in my rhyme
Talk about a b**h who s**ed dick
Man oh man that b**h can lick
She'll have a n***a jumping up
Making a n***a just wanna f**
Have you heard about baby, man she's tough
You know I have and now she s**s
The b**h s**ed dick, so much dick
I loved that bl**job
I'm Sir Too $hort, I don't stop
I love a b**h for a blow job
I just laugh, over and over
When a b**h drinks s**m like it's a soda
A n***a be aiming, whops I missed
Get back b**h, we'll never kiss
When it comes to me, game is tough
Have you heard about baby, man she s**s
The b**h s**ed dick, so much dick
I loved to get my dick s**ed by her
b**hes in Oakland want to be under
When they s** dick like girl wonder
n******gs in Oakland are sick as hell
As soon as they nut they gots to tell
All the homies, what she did
She s**ed and s**ed and she's a b**h
The homeboys laugh everytime
And then I put her in a rhyme
Cause when a b**h s**s me down
I kick on back and think about now
When I sing about rap, all about her
The way she will and put in work
I'm Sir Too Short, in the chair
Bust big nuts like a big 'ol player
And sometimes baby we could f**
But everytime you know she s**s
The b**h s**ed dick, so much dick
I loved to get my dick s**ed by that b**h
Me and homeboy roll to the Hyatt
sh** went crazy when they had a riot
I got in the Cutla**, went a few blocks
Saw a b**h and had to stop
Asked her if she needed a ride
The b**h just kept on walking by
So I said baby, could we just talk
I make you see, no need to walk
She never should have stopped, now that time
Cuz now baby, your in my rhyme
I remember you leaving, said I'll see you soon
I remember us going in my room
But I've never seen you, you freaky b**h
I now I tell the world just how you live
Too bad baby, we couldn't f**
Everytime I see ya I'm a say you s**
The b**h s**ed dick
Man that b**h is going to give a vicious blow job
When I drop my drawls, I'll be ready
Blow more head than Blow Job Betty
s** my dick, and s** it cool
And s** my homie when he come through
Just s** dick, till you see no other
I think my homie, is bringing his brother
All my homies are coming up
Kick back and cap and say she s**s
The b**h s**ed dick
That b**h s**ed dick (echo)
I love a b**h like that, s** a whole lotta dick
Knows, get a n***a all juiced up when they bust into the b**hes mouth
I'm a tell ya
If I wanted, I could black her
But I'm not f**ing no head doctor
b**hes don't know that Too SHort tip
You might get f**ed if you don't s** dick
But I'm so freash, I'm so down
I tell that b**h the other way around
s** my dick and you'll get some
I'll f** you baby till your co*k is numb
I'll bust my nut in her mouth
Smooth get dressed and roll out
I'm Sir Too Short, fresh fresh again
Kicking it tough just like a pimp
I could rap non stop in stereo
I talk about a b**h, I watch her blow
Cause she just can't wait to f**
So for that one reason you know she s**s
The b**h s**ed dick, so much dick
I just love that b**h for that good bl**job
I'm Too S-H-O-R-T
Rap so strong to the disco beat
Talk about b**hes who ever licked
b**h don't lie, you s**ed my dick
More then once, more than twice
It was hella times and it all was nice
You see me nut, when i look down
And you looked up and see me frown
Cause your one b**h I'll never f**
Do you know why, because you s**
She's a vicious head doctor with a P.H.D