A worried man with a worried mind No one in front of me and nothing behind There’s a woman on my lap and she’s drinking champagne Got white skin, got a**a**in’s eyes I’m looking up into the sapphire skies I’m well dressed, waiting on the last train Standing on the gallows with my head in the noose Any minute now I’m expecting all hell to break loose People are crazy and times are strange I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range I used to care, but things have changed This place ain’t doing me any good I’m in the wrong town, I should be in Hollywood Just for a second I thought I saw something move Gonna take dancing lessons, do the jitterbug rag Ain’t no shortcuts, gonna dress in drag Only a fool could think he’s got anything to prove Lot of water under the bridge, lot of other stuff, too Don’t get up, gentlemen, I’m only pa**ing through People are crazy and times are strange I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range I used to care, but things have changed I’ve been walking forty miles of bad road
If the bible is right, the world will explode I’ve been trying to get as far away from myself as I can Some things are too hot to touch The human mind can only stand so much You can’t win with a losing hand Feel like falling in love with the very first woman I meet Putting her in a wheelbarrow and wheeling her down the street People are crazy and times are strange I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range I used to care, but things have changed Well, I hurt easy, I just don’t show it You can hurt somebody and not even know it The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity Gonna get low down, gonna fly high All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie I’m in love with a woman, she don’t even appeal to me Mr. Jinx said Miss Lucy, then they go, go jump in the lake I’m not that eager to make a mistake People are crazy and times are strange I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range And I used to care, but things have changed