Yo Logan, botgun that sheer!
Get the vibe goin' right in here
Gotta write a jam. The one everyone wants to hear
Crashing, flowing, swirling right from the start
Except not with those lyrics, we already have a song about a shark!!!
OH sh*t! It's the d**h metal riff! I better sing about some face ripping, cat-raping bullsh**!
Sit in my room and write about some brutal sh** I know I'm never gonna do!
We gotta make it thrash!
And make 'em bang their heads real fast
Make sure this song is really fu*kING STUPID!
I think my vocals are pretty good so far
And I'm kinda ripped, so for this next part
I'm gonna riff with the guitar
Two minutes long, and fast as f**!
This song is sick, but missing one part
"Oh, yeah? What is that?"
We gotta get the kids, moving
Circle pitting, and singing along
I've got a really original idea
Of how I think we should end this song!
END
THIS
SONG
WITH A fu*kING BREAKDOWN!!!