We’ll never walk a dead end line Or a bribed or a hyped or a limed one We’ll always be there right in time We’re so cool that we don’t mind We’ll never speak in triple tongues Of the wrongs of the ones we can¹t get to We’ll never envy anyone With a gun having fun in a fast car Cause we’re so human, so common, so refined We’re always charming, disarming the clue Always authentic, romantic, electric Never excentric, three entric, bombastic In love with silly answers and candy coated pulp We’re of our potential and silent bout our youth Don’t ever try to wake us up From the dream I admit we ain’t dreaming Don’t give in to a single doubt In a crowd that ain’t like you Don’t ever have a second thought Or a fourth or a fifth or a sixteenth And always try to break the ice In a gaslit room on fire Always authentic, the bright stars, the right cars Always for rentals, the gentles, the true ones Always authentic, fantastic, so drastic
We're so intriguing, fatiguing ourselves We pile up our credentials Our CV-gated smiles We jump over your fences Decide we’re just like you Those systematic breakdowns are easy to explain These daily deviations mislead us from the main We’re climbing up a rotten tree And forget that we cut all the branches We hide in artificial bush And we joyride the rendeer We’ll always make a better deal Never steal, never blink, never whisper We’ll always try to please your dad Not the youngest of your sisters Cause we’re so human, so common, the greatest We're always charming disarming the clue Always authentic, the bright stars, the right cars Always for rentals, the gentles, the true ones Let's make a scandal, demental our fractals Let's show the world we’re authentically cruel With every flight that’s cancelled The calmer we remain While waiting by the wrong gate Authentic’s still our game