We got gigs over here we got gigs over there
We got gigs everywhere we ain't playin' nowhere
k** Johnny Stiff do it now
Kick him in the head stamp him in the ground
k** Johnny Stiff wreck his life
Cut his balls off and feed them to pitbulls
Don't like this green pants don't like his paisley shirt
Don't like ripoff sh**head promoters we got a message for you
We're not your band
Rape Johnny Stiff do it now
f** him up the a** piss in his mouth
Rape Johnny Stiff feed him guano
Shred his dick give him a barbwire catheters
Bend over, I'll drive
k** Johnny Stiff do it now
Kick him in the head stamp him in the ground
k** Johnny Stiff wreck his life
Cut his balls off as payment to the bands
Die, Stiff