One day when I was home alone
Just me and the dog holding the phone
I gave my pal a piece of cheese
It was limberger the cheese that pleezes
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go
Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Number 2
Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar it was to far
Or or or or or or or to the door
There was sh** and piss all over the place
My dog Wallace had gone to pieces
There was a revolting oder in the air
It was limberger the cheese that pleezes