FREDDY
I thought I'd seen it all
I thought I knew the score
But coming here, I've found a world
I'd never seen before
Now I know Where I belong-
A life of taste and cla**
With culture and sophisitication
Pouring out my a**
Gimme
Great Big Stuff
This is how I gotta live-
Great Big Stuff
Uh-uh no alternative-
Great big stuff
I want my silver spoon
Don't need it right now
But I better get it soon
I want a mansion with a moat
Around which I will float
With some vast-bottom babies
In my gla**-bottom boat
FREDDY/HOUSEKEEPERS
A house in the Bahamas-
FREDDY
Paisley silk pajamas-
Poker with Al Roker
And our friend Lorenzo Lamas
Gimme-
FREDDY/ENSMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
I really do deserve it
FREDDY/ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
With servants who will serve it
FREDDY/ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
I don't give a damn what it's fer
Every day's my birthday
Every night is my Bar Mitzver
Oh give me a home
Where the centerfolds roam
Guccione on the phone, he
Got a party going on-
And Hef'll have me over
To play some naked Twister
Blotto in the Grotto
With a Playmate and her sister
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
Rap stars'll love me!
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
Get me a posse! A'ight!
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
Chillin'in the city
Sittin' pretty in the Caddy
With P. Daddy or Puff Diddy
-or whatever!
I'll change my name too!
I'll get my hatchback all pimped-out
The Islands in the winter
The Hamptons in the summer
The fashion plate I date'll give me
Hummers in my Hummer
The cash to keep me idle
The chicks to keep me vital
The pills to keep me happy
Even when I'm suicidal
ENSEMBLE
Great big stuff
FREDDY
Nothin cra** or crappy-
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
That would make me very happy
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
Bring it out and make it snappy
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
I want some really cla**y sh**-
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
Like a mink tracksuit-
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
My own personal Zamboni-
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
Lot's of unnecessary surgery-
ENSEMBLE
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY
I can finally afford to see a Broadway
Show!
ENSEMBLE
Great Big stuff
FREDDY
Gout
ENSEMBLE
Great Big
Great Big
Great Big
Great Big Stuff-
FREDDY
I just want someone to
Love me...
For my money
ALL
Yeah!