[LAWRENCE]
LEFT HAND, SIDE POCKET
RIGHT ARM, AKIMBO AND RELAXED,
HEAD UP, GAZE STEADY,
NOW YOU'RE READY SO YOU
STROLL IN, SURVEY THEM.
YOUR WORLD, THEY'RE ALL INVITED GUESTS
FEEL OUT HOW TO PLAY THEM,
AND REMEMBER THIS -
YOU'RE GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT -
[ANDRE]
ZA BA ZOOVEE!
[LAWRENCE]
GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT,
AN ADVENTURE ALL THEIR OWN.
[LAWRENCE AND ANDRE]
GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT
[LAWRENCE]
LIKE THEY'RE IN A MOVIE
AND NEVER FORGET THAT WHAT THEY WANT IS -
HALF SMILE
[ANDRE]
DEMI SOURIRE!
[LAWRENCE]
DAVID NIEVEN
[ANDRE]
PUT ON A -
[LAWRENCE AND ANDRE]
BOLD COUNTENANCE, BOTH TRAGIC AND AMUSED.
[LAWRENCE]
HIGH STYLE
[ANDRE]
AH! COMME IL FAUT!
[LAWRENCE]
THAT'S A GIVEN
[ANDRE]
AND DON'T FORGET
[LAWRENCE]
ALL I'M DOING IS, I'M -
[LAWRENCE, ANDRE, AND CHORUS WOMEN]
GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT
[LAWRENCE AND ANDRE]
DOO BA ZOOTIE!
[LAWRENCE, ANDRE, AND CHORUS WOMEN]
SPECIFICALLY WHAT THEY WANT,
[LAWRENCE]
ALL TIED UP WITH A BOW.
FOR AS THE POET SAID -
[ANDRE]
KEATS!
[CHORUS WOMEN]
TRUTH IS BEAUTY!
[LAWRENCE]
AND THAT IS ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW.
[LENORE]
Your Grace!
[LAWRENCE]
THIS LADY IS LENORE,
SHE FEELS HER LIFE'S BECOME A BORE;
YOU SEE HER HUSBAND'S NINETY-FOUR THIS MAY.
BUT HEY, SHE'S DOWN FOR FIFTY MIL,
IN AN ADDENDUM TO HIS WILL,
AND WHEREVER THERE'S A WILL THERE IS A WAY!
I ALWAYS SAY -
[ALL]
GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT
[LAWRENCE AND ANDRE]
SMOOTH AND BREEZY
[ALL]
EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT
[LENORE]
AN ESCAPE FROM THE ENNUI
[ALL]
GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT
[ANDRE]
NOTHING CHEAP OR CHEEZY.
[LAWRENCE]
REMEMBER WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS -
[ANDRE]
EXHIBIT B:
[LAWRENCE]
SOPHIA LOADED DOWN WITH LIRE,
SPIED A GREY HAIR IN THE MIRROR,
SO SHE MADE A RESOLUTION TO CUT LOOSE.
HER FAMILY FORTUNE IS OBSCENE, HER
DAD INVENTED ORANGIN-A,
NOW SIT BACK AND WATCH WHILE I TURN UP THE JUICE!