[Verse 1]
My heart is darker than Akon
When he tans on his lawn and stays there for too long
I'ma co*k an AK and point it straight at MAGCON
Until security comes, and then I'm like "okay I'm gone."
But I'm back because this is who I've always been
I've stayed true to the vision before I had a Benz
All your friends can go die if they ain't feeling the message
I'll call them on speed dial and leave them a message
Good for you for doing you you're the best you've ever been
But your consistency is that of a lesbian who says they like men
One day of the week has been one year for the weak
Too many people caught up in cars that are stylish and sleek
Your lack of innovation is making me sick
I'm stuck here looking for a leader like hide-and-go seek
Let's see how many people are willing to stand up for a change
I'm getting sick of being human because we're all too the same
Opinions expressed are like FedEx Express
Only good when you need it but pretty dumb by itself
People these days are about as real as Kylie's lips
Always worrying bout thigh gaps and who has the better hips
Man, you kids are freakin' dumb
Thinking you're different 'cause you're part of hipster culture
One word captions and pictures dedicated to enlightenment
Using phrases like they're cool, but really no one's understanding it
People these days wearing HUF socks and act like they're a thug
Like they resorted to Chef Boyardee when they were growing up
People these days don't even know who they are anymore
So what's the point of writing a biography for?
Y'all are more confused than Bruce Jenner inside a men's restroom
Waiting for what's trending depending on what the rest do
Well yeah, oh man
[Verse 2]
This that dark art, this that thing we don't talk about
Oh he's running his mouth again, now what's he going on about
Always saying he's unhappy with the way things are going
I think it's important we talk about issues instead of pretending we don't know them
Like giving a blind kid a picture book
So he can read it while his mother took
A handful of Xannies while her new boyfriend Brad gets caught up in her panties
Or having a phone call with a deaf person and asking, "Can you hear me now?"
I'm tired of holding back these thoughts, so I hope they hear me now
I remember when I called her up and had a convo on the phone
Told her I wanna be famous but I can't do it on my own
So I'll ask an amputee to lend me a hand
See I'm joking but that's something people are too ignorant to understand
They'll be like, "Isn't that that good boy who sang in a church choir?
Who was working to get hired while all his friends were getting higher?"
I'ma tell you this, and you better listen up
They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer
So if you mooch off my fame or my cars or my money
I'll put a bullet in your head while you're dancing the Shmoney
I'm not kidding, I'm a monster, I'm crazy
Wake up the next day, memory hazy
Effort's been lazy, she asked me to Sadie's
Said I'm way too invested in too many ladies
Besides, if we kissed it'd be like kissing Madonna
I'm too young and attractive to contract any rabies
Yeah