Here it comes, flying down the center lane Like a cross between a tank and some kind of trackless train Towering over anything with only four Wheels to the pavement, cruising from shore to shore Radar on the dashboard and the red, white and blue Streams from the antennae and the bumper stickers, too Four tons of molten metal just to get a cup of coffee Ready for the battle in whatever suburb it may be (Chorus) It's another hummer humming down the highway
See the soldier change his tire, stranded by the road Maybe that yellow ribbon is some kind of secret code ‘Cause the hummer drives on by with a pa**ing stare Saying I support the troops but don't expect me to care (Chorus) Three miles to the gallon all the way to the shopping mall How to say f** you to the Kyoto Protocol The only thing it's missing is a machine gun turret But it still looks to me like a military target (Chorus)