I don't drive a car
'cause they run on gas
but if I did
it'd run on bioma**
I ride a bike
or sometimes a skateboard
so f** off all you drivers
and your yuppie hordes
sitting all day
in the traffic queues
I'm a better anarchist than you
I don't eat meat
Ii just live on moldy chives
or the donuts that I found
in last week's dumpster dives
look at you people in that restaurant
I think you are so sad
when you coulda been eating bagels
like the ones that i just had
I think it is a shame
all the bourgeois things you do
I'm a better anarchist than you
I don't wear leather
and I like my clothes in black
and I made a really cool hammock
from a moldy coffee sack
I like to hop on freight trains
I think that is so cool
it's so much funner doing this
than being stuck in school
I can't believe you're wearing
those brand new shiny shoes
I'm a better anarchist than you
I don't have s**
and there will be no sequel
because heteros**ual relationships
are inherently unequal
I'll just keep moshing
to rancid and the clash
until there are no differences
in gender, race or cla**
all you brainwashed breeders
you just haven't got a clue
I'm a better anarchist than you
I am not a pacifist
I like throwing bricks
and when the cops have caught me
and i've taken a few licks
I always feel lucky
if I get a bloody nose
because I feel so militant
and everybody knows
by the time
the riot is all through
I'm a better anarchist than you
I don't believe in leaders
I think consensus is the key
I don't believe is stupid notions
like representative democracy
whether or not it works
I know it is the case
that only direct action
can save the human race
so when I see you in your voting booths
then I know it's true
I'm a better anarchist than you