There was a snail who was so afraid to fail
She thought it was the worst thing you could do
So she decided that she was gonna go into hidin'
And never try to do anything at all
There was a snake who wanted to prevent heartbreak
Cuz nobody should have to know that pain
But he soon discovered that the only way to not lose a lover
Is to never love someone in the first place
It's funny how it goes like that
Hey now baby don't look so sad
Always remember that simple fact
If you wanna have it good
You gotta have it a little bit bad
There was a lion who was so afraid of dying
He made a potion that gave him eternal life
But all his friends soon pa**ed away
He was the only one alive in the milky way
He was so lonely all he did was cry
It's funny how it goes like that
Hey now baby don't look so sad
Always remember that simple fact
If you wanna have it good
You gotta have it a little bit bad