Drove down from the desert
Up on 395
Drove down in his camper
With a load of so-plies
She says he's only there
On a temporary basis
But his clothes are in the closet
So I guess I'll have to face it
Methlab boyfriend
She's gotta methlab boyfriend
Methlab boyfriend… been on the road too long
He's got a Shaolin Dragon one on each arm
He's a deadly weapon in control of his karma
A Tai Chi master of an unknown style
He doesn't need to practice cause he knows it so well
His campers in the driveway up on jacks
He's been working on it when he gets a chance
He's got mechanical advantage says it's all in the hands
A keen intuition he always has a plan
He's her methlab boyfriend
Methlab boyfriend
Methlab boyfriend… been on the road too long
He's got her living like a dog
Drinking just like a hog
Smellin' like frog
Sleepin' like a log
He's her methlab boyfriend
Methlab boyfriend
Methlab boyfriend… been on the road too long
He acts like a monkey for the neighborhood kids
He's A little too friendly but that's the way he is
He keeps on smiling ge-vin everyone a line
He's down to business wastin everybody's time
A free form structure out on the lawn
He's been workin on it for far too long
He's sleepin in the daytime
Staying up all night
Fightin with the neighbors
Fightin for his wife
He's her methlab boyfriend
Methlab boyfriend
Methlab boyfriend… cause been on the road too long
Drove down from the desert
Up on 395
Drove down in his camper
With a load of so-plies
She says he's only there
On a temporary basis
But his clothes are in the closet
So I guess I'll have to face it
Methlab boyfriend
Methlab boyfriend
Methlab boyfriend… been on the road too long