(Bob "Frizz" Fuller)
Tiki torches at twilight
Hula girls at the bar
All the guys from the office
Are hanging out their cars
Get to cooking a roast pig
Like it's done in the book
Say hello to your sweetie
With a casual look
Swinging deals and eating meals
Is all within the norm
Put away the axes
And pay those taxes
Let's all get normal at the luau
Tiki torches at twilight
Hula girls at the bar
All the guys from the office
Are throwing up their cars
Standing round at poolside
Talking shop with the boss
If you are a pool talker
You'll get your message across
Hold the drinks in the coaster
Standing round in our shorts
And I talk to a boaster
About professional sports
Swinging deals and eating meals
Is all within the norm
Put away the axes
And pay those taxes
Let's all get normal at the luau
Let's all get normal at the luau