You can't pluck your eyebrows anymore
Because you're beautiful and it hurts you when you do that
And I can't fall in love with three married women at once
Because they're married and there's three of them
And I'm incompetent
Everything's so pretty and unnerving to me, socially
Two summers ago I fell in love with a half-Chinese girl
And two summers before that I fell in love
With any girl that wanted to drink rum and cokes
And two summers before that, with all the exercise and internet
You think I'd end up with something to show
But all I got was this bullsh** cookie cutter
And all you got was that science book
With any reference to condoms cut out
And all the nipples covered in black tape
Don't you think it's about time you kissed her?
You've been wasting your time all goddamn night
There's nothing but infrastructure and these vision machines
By that I mean, "Cool shirt!," "I love you!," and the word "goddamn"
I had to move to get rid of myself
But it's the same as if you'd never came
You will be brave, you will be brave
You will be brave, you will be brave
You will be brave, you will be brave