La la, la la la
La la la la
And you said to me, "Will you remember me
When you're famous?"
And I said to you "I'll never be famous
Because I'm nothing if not honest
And I'll always be nothing
I can see myself at 30 with a wife and some kid
And a house and a car and I don't think
That I really wanna die there
But I don't think I've got a choice
Because we have to lie where we make the bed as boys
Handjobs are for the immature and in high school
I
Skipped
Some
Steps
I wanna go to the wedding
Of the girl I had a crush on in third grade
And get real drunk and get real mad and
Get in a fight with the best man's dad