If I could leave right now you know I wouldn't stay
If I could leave right now you know I wouldn't stay
The law is trying to tell me that is Jesus in your belly
But Mary it's not Jesus in your belly
And the woman in nine
Is some kind of referee
With her hands on her hips
She presses her guilt on me
When you gonna tell me that the sweater still smells like me?
When you gonna tell me that the sweater still smells like me?
If men are from Mars then women are all f**ing nuts
They mature quickly but we don't mature quickly
We try to be safe and we try to be honest we just fail
We just fail
We just fail
I can take all the leaving and mess with your head all night long
I can take all the leaving and mess with your head all night long
If I could leave right now you know I wouldn't stay
If I could leave right now you know I wouldn't stay
Without insurance
You've got big ol' teeth and a handkerchief
Without insurance
Hot as the top of a stove but letting anybody in the cracks
Without insurance
Calling unknown numbers and pretending to be a doctor
Without insurance
If I had a hairless neck and a messenger bag