Satan is a woman with quick reflexes
She's easy and she loves you with high standards
The Devil is the same, but a man who's real cool
He lives like a jacka**, but he always wins
I think the only way to be different
Is to act like you're better than everyone else
I feel just a little too normal
I think I should f** myself up just a little bit
Maybe I'll start using h**n
Or just carve a word into my forehead
I think the only way to be different
Is to act better than everyone else
Only the a**holes win in the end
So there's no point in being good
I oughta buy a house and move to Ohio
To get myself out of this bag, I know it would
I'm cured, I'm cured
This haircut and these clothes
The doctor that gave me this nose
I'm healed, I'm cured
The stitches hid in the seams
With my back facing the beams
I'm a new man
Who is an old man
Living in an old house
Paying no rent