No one does anything good ever And the truth is something we gave up years ago When we still had a king and water was still safe to drink Our children were still young and they didn't know I've been outside all day watching strangers The sunburn on my neck is turning me red I can't tell which one would be the worst to look at Godfather 3 or the haircut on your head Is this how all of us act? Is this how we are? Is this what we've become? Is this who we are? The bottom of the gas tank is seeing daylight And the meter is shaking with doubt That this car will be able to bring us anywhere Let alone carry the nine of us out The trunk isn't big enough for sleeping And your rent was due three years ago Your parents haven't loved you since the 8th grade And you'd rather that they just didn't know That you can make friends like these Who are this irresponsible Enough to leave you out here all alone With the woman who just called the constable Spending a night in the local county jail Isn't the worst thing that's ever happened
But your father yelled like his mouth was dying And it's the loudest he has ever been You cried and you begged for his forgiveness But he sighed and he lied to you again "I love you and I don't want you to die" But in his head he was praying for God to send An angel of d**h to take his little girl Who just didn't seem so f**ing little anymore And erase the memories of his good time friends Who work as clerks in the police force The municipal garden borders the municipal pool Where the urine sits in warm sun all day And babies squeal with laughter while their parents are at work It's the lifeguard's job to take their child away At their desks they sit there scribbling memos that don't say How they really feel about having a family Praying that while the lifeguard flirts with his high school romance His little junior pops a hole in his floaty And swims just a foot too deep In the wrong end of the pool While its adult swim Two weeks before the beginning of school